ソングリスト

• 1. How to Become a Virgin
• 2. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
• 3. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
• 4. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
• 5. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
• 6. Perils of Believing in Round Squares
• 7. Flash's Theme
• 8. Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
• 9. Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
• 10. Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
• 11. Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
• 12. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
• 13. Flight of the Wounded Locust
• 14. Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
• 15. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
• 16. This Is Radio Surgery
• 17. Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
• 18. Sever the Toes
• 19. Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
• 20. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
• 21. Brand New Set of Teeth
• 22. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
• 23. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
• 24. Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
• 25. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
• 26. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
• 27. Straight from the Horse's Mouth
• 28. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
• 29. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
• 30. Backbones of Jack Asses
• 31. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
• 32. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
• 33. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
• 34. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
• 35. Kill Roger Hedgecock
• 36. Hairspray Suppository
• 37. Cattle Mutilation
• 38. Prepare to Qualify
• 39. Pain Reliever
• 40. Off by a Long Shot
• 41. #99
• 42. Head Hits Concrete
• 43. Ass Gravity
• 44. Keep Off the Tracks